currently accepting weird!aus for a stony oneshot series
i write a lot of stony, read it at /tagged/my+fic or shrill-fangirl-screaming on the ao3
who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me
So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle?
I need a book about a little girl whose parents had promised their firstborn to different witches and the only way that both ends of the deal were fulfilled was for them to have joint custody of the child.
I love it!
And then the witches, forced to share a cottage while raising their joint stolen child, fall in love…
remember that time uncle iroh was going to get mugged
and instead iroh had a cup of tea and a chat with the mugger and told him that he believed in him and thought he could become a good masseur
UNCLE IROH IS SO IMPORTANT
Okay but let’s not forget he handed the mugger his ass first, and taught him a lesson about holding a knife.
The more I see that gif of Scarlet Witch telepathically playing with blocks with that wondrous vacant expression, perfectly lank River Tam hair, and childish night gown, I want to find Joss Whedon and beat him with a brick, all whilst screaming about his inability to write adult women with agency.
She’s 50 years old
She’s older than both Robert Downey Jr and Mark Ruffalo.
and she does all her own stunts
AND she’s the voice of Mulan
Her name is Ming-Na Wen and she’s the best <3
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everybodys dad has a weird obsession with something
the family business
Feminists: Abolish gender roles! Girls can like masculine things and boys can like feminine things!
*a group of men unashamedly loves a cartoon made for little girls*
Feminists: DISGUSTING youre invading a space that doesnt belong to you and SOILING IT with your MASCULINITY you fedora wearing neckbeards!
If you still think feminist dislike bronies simply because they’re males, you have a shit-ton of learning to do
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