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22nd July 2014

Chat reblogged from The Lovely Ms. Bridget with 63,112 notes

  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE

Tagged: hell FUCKING yescomma marvel'shell fucking yes bitcheshell fucking yes

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22nd July 2014

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percyyoulittleshit:

This is really important

percyyoulittleshit:

This is really important

Tagged: bless u uncle rickbless ur little soulpjopercy jacksondont get me wrong percabeth WILL GET MARRIEDbut they will pull like my parents and date like 8 years first

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22nd July 2014

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riotsiren:

Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans

Tagged: is it obvious i'm worried about collegegood

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22nd July 2014

Photoset reblogged from The Lovely Ms. Bridget with 406,169 notes

sirtophatthethird:

wayfaring-mermaid:

specialagentofthelamb:

This woman deserves a round of applause and a throne of gold. This is the most realistic & amazing thing for someone to say for this generation of students. I wasn’t able to go to college this year because my parents can’t afford to send me and I had every scholarship, grant, loan known to man and it still wouldn’t work. Finally someone gets it!

Preach!

WHAT DOES IT TAKE FOR PEOPLE TO REALIZE THIS?!

SO MANY OTHER COUNTRIES EITHER PAY FOR THEIR POPULATIONS’ EDUCATION OR JUST WRITE OFF THE BILL IF DOESN’T GET PAID FOR.

THE WAY THE AMERICAN EDUCATION SYSTEM WORKS IS BACKWARDS AND MANGLED.

Tagged: we cant SOCIALIZE EDUCATIONwe're not COMMUNISTSsay the people in chargewhile i am going to a college i may not likebecause they'll give me a free rideand that's a sin and a shame and an abomination

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22nd July 2014

Photoset reblogged from The Lovely Ms. Bridget with 23,926 notes

heyeiar:

betweenelsewherenevermore:

amuseoffyre:

wibbly-wobbly-midgardian-shit:

This makes me so sad

My headcanon for the MCU-verse is the Frigga always wanted more children, but they only ever had Thor. Frigga smiled and pretended all was well, but there was always a secret longing for a child who was more like her. As much as she loved Thor, he was very much his father’s son and the golden child. He had no patience for magic and tricks.

And then her husband comes back from war with this infant, a child who could be a hostage against the Jotun, who could one day be useful, an ally on the throne of Jotunheim. But Frigga doesn’t see that. She sees a frightened baby, and takes him from Odin, and cradles him as if he’s her own, and the baby’s cries soften.

"He is a Jotun. You cannot forget that," Odin said, over and over, but Frigga only smiled and said, "No. He is my son."

Sure, I didn’t need those feels

YOU BASTARD *SOBS*

Tagged: AOERNGAOGNOHWGOIAOIRHGOANIGOIEHNI HAVE A LOT OF FEELS ABOUT THISFUCKlokifriggabest mother/son otp ever to everdone so donecomma marvel's

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22nd July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Wordsplat Zone with 670 notes

Skye in Nothing Personal

Tagged: we are in lesbiansi love her so fucking much omgprobs gonna go watch aos on hulu now yoloaosshieldagents of shieldcomma marvel'sGRANT WARD IS A NAZI

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22nd July 2014

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new icon for the first time in forever

Tagged: i used to be circular gallifreyan and now i'm antimony carver

22nd July 2014

Photoset reblogged from I Can't Help Falling In Love with 18,014 notes

hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)

Tagged: headcanon acceptedi love critical fandom thoughtsharry potterhpmuggleborn culture tho

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22nd July 2014

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lets-raise-alittle-hell:

flyingblackhawk:

no but imagine Natasha having to take these photos for this damn cover like there’s a professional photographer and everything and she almost kinda enjoys it but then she realises Clint has snuck into the studio and is laughing his ass off in the corner but he’s also kind of turned on even though he would never ever admit it and five seconds after that photo above was taken she was chasing him out of the studio in her lacy underwear threatening to kill him with her bare hands

This is canon okay.

Tagged: headcanon acceptedjfc natasha touchy touchyavengersthe avengerscomma marvel's

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21st July 2014

Photoset reblogged from The Lovely Ms. Bridget with 33,077 notes

midstorm:

I think Hiccup and Astrid are the best animated couple ever.

I love how their relationship isn’t a major plot point for the films. Astrid isn’t there as a reward for the hero, she is also his best friend (next to Toothless of course). She didn’t stop being a warrior after she became a love interest (and Hiccup wouldn’t want her to, he loves her for it).

They talk about their problems. They fight their enemies together. And they trust each other.

Tagged: i ship it like fucking fedexhttydhttyd2httyd 2i dont even have a ship name for it im just like !!!!!!!!!!!

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